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<li><a href="news.htm">30-04-2008</a></font> Have poems, will travel</li>
<li><a href="news/news25.htm">23-08-2007</a> A Special evening of entertainment and surprise</li>
<li><a href="news/news24.htm">06-05-2007</a> Pre. Festival International Poetry & Music Extravaganza</li>
<li><a href="news/news23.htm">05-05-2007</a> 'Vurige Tongen at Ruigoord</li>
<li><a href="news/news22.htm">246-01-2007</a> New gig in "De Nieuwe Anita"</li>
<li><a href="news/news21.htm">24-10-2006</a> Barry Short listed for ‘Artists choice’ award at Dadafest</li>
<li><a href="news/news20.htm">31-08-2006</a> New Poetry Evening in Café Bax</li>
<li><a href="news/news19.htm">11-05-2006</a> Erotic Poetry Evening in Café Bax</li>
<li><a href="news/news18.htm">30-01-2006</a> Monthly poetry event in Café Bax</li>
<li><a href="news/news17.htm">04-11-2005</a> Erotic evening in Café Bax</li>
<li><a href="news/news16.htm">14-10-2005</a> Monthly venue at Waterstones.</li>
<li><a href="news/news15.htm">15-07-2005</a> Barry plays Hagrid.</li>
<li><a href="news/news14.htm">17-08-2004</a> Dutch Connection tour.</li>
<li><a href="news/news13.htm">08-04-2004</a> Publishing of Barry's new book.</li>
<li><a href="news/news12.htm">03-07-2003</a> International Poetry Festival.</li>
<li><a href="news/news11.htm">11-05-2003</a> Events at TVAK.</li>
<li><a href="news/news10.htm">11-05-2003</a> Radio 100 in trouble.</li>
<li><a href="news/news9.htm">01-05-2003</a> TVAK Needs your help.</li>
<li><a href="news/news8.htm">20-01-2003</a> Barry's radioshow.</li>
<li><a href="news/news7.htm">17-11-2002</a> Statement "de Badcuyp".</li>
<li><a href="news/news6.htm">16-11-2002</a> Openingparty "de Heksenketel" in Antwerp.</li>
<li><a href="news/news5.htm">06-08-2002</a> Barry stars in Bert Barten's 'Faust'.</li>
<li><a href="news/news4.htm">11-06-2002</a> Radio 100 in danger due to selling of radiofrequencies.</li>
<li><a href="news/news3.htm">21-05-2002</a> Blake More arrives in Holland.</li>
<li><a href="news/news1.htm">05-05-2002</a> Internet adds new dimension to poetry.</li>
<li><a href="news/news2.htm">02-04-2002</a> Barry detained at Newark airport.</li>
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<li><a href="http://groups.msn.com/neobeathotel" target="_blank">Neo Beat Hotel</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.poetrykit.org/events2.htm" target="_blank">The Poetry Kit</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.x-bout.com/europe/bfnl1001.html" target="_blank">Oral Amsterdam - a review of Amsterdam Spoken Word events</a></li>
<li><a href="http://groups.msn.com/ThePleasureDomeahomeforwriters/_homepage.msnw?pgmarket" target="_blank">The Pleasure Dome - a home for writers</a></li>
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<a href="biography/biobarry.htm"><b>Breeder</b></a> <font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">(<i>by Barry Fitton</i>)</font><br>
<b>L</b><font size="1">esbian<br>
You're nothing<br>
But a Lesbian<br>
Just another piece of scum<br>
Go wash a few more dishes<br>
get the shopping in<br>
You ought'a have some babies<br>
And populate the earth<br>
<b><font size="2">B</font></b>ut<br>
Don't use your tits to feed them<br>
It will spoil the way you look<br>
<b><font size="2">I</font></b>t's Coming up to Christmas<br>
I'll buy you a dishwasher<br>
It's gonna save you time<br>
Time to spend together<br>
In that brand new bed I bought<br>
Time to make another son<br>
There's gonna be a war<br>
Don't want any more daughters<br>
A useless bit of meat<br>
Only thing they are fit for<br>
Are making things to eat </font> </font>
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<font color="#FF3300">This piece was first performed at zaal100 in Amsterdam<br>
After the performance many women came up and said they would like to write
a response<br>
And we got the most amazing responses, from women of all walks of life
aged 16 to 65<br>
And it as become a custom for me to perform it with members of the audience
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